Monday, September 9, 2013

I finally found something about him. See? I pay attention you know

After how many years of dating Everard retard (srsly tho how many?) I actually found out a few new things about him recently. 

He was asking me how it was that I had a brain. Insulted, i threatened to break up with him. But he was actually talking about me as a plant tree thingy. Evolution, bitch! 
After I so eloquently explained, I asked about his mechanical bird brain and he said it was kind of like film. But not exactly like film. He can rewind through memories, but he could skip and pick out parts and he can categories quite perfectly. And that he had like tracks for senses, so he remembers smells and sounds too. What he found difficult was attaching emotions to these. He must've been quite robotic when he was younger.... Ugh this gives me the chills.

Another difficult thing, he said, was language. He says it's hard to keep up with and I actually agree. When you're a tree or another being that lives long, you will notice that when you don't socialize enough, your speech will feel ancient and foreign. So you have to keep talking. If you talk to Kassandra long enough you'll notice she speaks funny. But it seems it's much harder on Zonvelf. Or maybe it isn't? Maybe he's just confused. 

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Blog Theme 04

Death, huh?

As Everard Retard said, being 360 something, I have come across death more than twice in my life, but I often forget them in time. I'm not a particularly emotional person, I guess.

But there's someone I remember better than others. I'm not sure who he was to me, but I can replay in my head some of our times together. How he actually died and when, I don't know, but I do know for sure that he's dead..... I think.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Retards

Closest friend? Oh no one you know! 

Thinking about it i have lots of friends in Venus but no one really actually CLOSE with. There is this one person.........but i don't know much about that either. 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Betrayal, phase 1

have I answered this question? I don't remember and I can't be bothered to check it now, so I'll just answer it again if ever.

I'm not really the type to fall for someone because of something deep. If I see someone handsome with a distinct or fresh personality, I fall in love with them in the snap of a finger. I don't think I'll change much as a guy either, so I'll go for.... Hm, I think you all want me to say this, and I am somewhat of a conformist, so I'll go for Kassandra. She is like a babe, first of all, and she has a strange humor and personality. So her.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

clumsy

No, haven't killed anyone in my life, but I have shot someone. Didn't kill him, sadly.
It was.....clumsy. I didn't know how to handle guns that time, and it was like...that gun with the rapid multiple shots and it weighed like....SIX TONS. It sent me the opposite direction. And despite having multiple shots and a place with plenty of people to have killed, I only managed to shoot one guy. And he lived. Wow, pathetic. I am not born to kill.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Kassandra's stupidity

Kassandra and stupidity, it naturally flows together. It's not that she's stupid, I guess. She just doesn't try hard enough to focus. She likes being in suspended animation mode. Nothing matters enough for her to care, and I can relate a little bit, if I wasn't so into gossiping. Hmmm what else. Ah! She's also stubborn. Like her "Cute are for babies" thing? It's so stupid. She's just being narrow-minded and shit.