I finally found something about him. See? I pay attention you know

After how many years of dating Everard retard (srsly tho how many?) I actually found out a few new things about him recently. 

He was asking me how it was that I had a brain. Insulted, i threatened to break up with him. But he was actually talking about me as a plant tree thingy. Evolution, bitch! 

After I so eloquently explained, I asked about his mechanical bird brain and he said it was kind of like film. But not exactly like film. He can rewind through memories, but he could skip and pick out parts and he can categories quite perfectly. And that he had like tracks for senses, so he remembers smells and sounds too. What he found difficult was attaching emotions to these. He must've been quite robotic when he was younger.... Ugh this gives me the chills.

Another difficult thing, he said, was language. He says it's hard to keep up with and I actually agree. When you're a tree or another being that lives long, you will notice that when you don't socialize enough, your speech will feel ancient and foreign. So you have to keep talking. If you talk to Kassandra long enough you'll notice she speaks funny. But it seems it's much harder on Zonvelf. Or maybe it isn't? Maybe he's just confused.